Alligators Under the Bed

This morning on the news there was a story about a man who slept all night with a 300 lb alligator hiding underneath his bed. The maid found it the next morning. That was my biggest nightmare growing up. I never put my hand over the edge of the bed in fear of losing my hand. I think this fear came from either watching Peter Pan movies too much, or that amazing kid's tv show, Zabommafu. Either way, the alligator was under some man's bed. I pray he does not have nightmares for the rest of his life.